• Lemminary
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    205 days ago

    “What’s your secret to a long life?”

    “Ignore death:”

  • @[email protected]
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    275 days ago

    This is like the 8th take Ive seen on thie concept. Its cute but its probably ready to pass on.

  • @dexa_scantron
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    175 days ago

    Artists. I beg you. Do any research into what knitting looks like before drawing someone knitting.

    • @RebekahWSD
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      54 days ago

      I imagine she’s found a new technique, and that’s what’s truly letting her convince Death to let her keep on living

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        I don’t think there’s any way to knit a tubular sock on straight needles; the geometry doesn’t allow it. You can knit a sock flat and then sew it up into a tube, but it would look different from the comic.

        Edit: actually now that I’ve thought about it more, I think there is a way but it would be super annoying (slip every other stitch so you’re knitting the back and front of the tube at the same time, that might work…). Basically the equivalent of writing a letter by writing every other word and then going back to fill in the rest. Possible, but no reason to do it.

        • @RebekahWSD
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          24 days ago

          You can knit on multiple needles for a tube sock though? I mean. The lady in the comic sure isn’t doing that, but I always knit socks myself with five needles. Four holding, one knitting. Well, two knitting at any one time. Knitting in the round is what my mother called it.

          • @dexa_scantron
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            14 days ago

            Exactly. She’s using straight needles (with a knob on one end) instead of double-pointed needles. DPNs are also straight I guess! But “straight needles” specifically means the ones with one point and a knob.

            • @RebekahWSD
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              24 days ago

              They’re both straights! But that is probably in my brain only.

              Either way -

              Lady in the comic is doing eldritch magic with them there needles.

    • Boozilla
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      85 days ago

      I don’t know shit about knitting, and even I can tell the needles are upside-down just for starters.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      If you like Grey’s Anatomy (the show, not the med school textbook) and Scandal, and also like period dramas, odds are you’ll like it 🤷

  • @[email protected]
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    115 days ago

    There must be a point where people get old enough that you figure out how to deflect problems indefinitely by acting like they don’t exist. Not just old women, either, I’ve seen old men do it by somewhat different means. They obviously know there’s a problem, but decide to ignore it.

    • @okwhateverdude
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      44 days ago

      That point is when you run out of fucks. The world and all its shitty people are exhausting. You are pushed and pulled in 15 different directions. Eventually, the energy to deal with all of it depletes and you start prioritizing. Less and less actually matters. Eventually, nothing matters any more when you crawl into your grave. Did the problem get solved? Meh.

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        I’m 80% there. I think the “constant push notifications” software trend accelerated it quite a bit.

  • @Mango
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    44 days ago

    She’s courting death!