• Sundray
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    911 days ago

    It’s important to have a daily routine. Every morning I look in the mirror and say my daily affirmations: “For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      511 days ago

      Honestly, just spitefully misquoting Moby Dick at random makes the day go along faster.

  • Rhaedas
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    511 days ago

    Pro tip: don’t look in the mirror. Definitely don’t look into the eyes. No, don’t! Ahhhhh…