(this was from a couple of years ago, but feel free to add it to your vocabulary now)

  • @Today
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    511 month ago

    Hey boss, I won’t be in today, I have a latibulation appointment. It should last somewhere between 4 years and forever.

    • @ZoopZeZoop
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      41 month ago

      I might use this for my next MH day.

  • @portuga
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    321 month ago

    I’m latibulating as we speak

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      141 month ago

      “So what have you been looking into lately…other than glory holes?”

      • @[email protected]
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        Legitimately the first thing I thought of haha. That and the first rule of dictionary corner; don’t fuck with Susie Dent

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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    131 month ago

    I don’t want a corner, I want a cave. At the top of a mountain.

    If anyone comes thinking I’m some sort of guru, I’ll let the mountain realign things for them on the way down.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      And this is why every hermit that people claim is so wise is always pissed when people come to them

      They put in as much effort as possible to get as far away as possible and yet…

    • @tibi
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      21 month ago

      So a latibulation cave. I’m latibulating in my latibulation cave.

  • @[email protected]
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    91 month ago

    I’ve been using VR lately for this purpose. Surprisingly effective.

    I dunno. Just helps to isekai myself to a different plane of existence for a little while.

  • @HonoraryMancunian
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    71 month ago

    Fun fact! It’s pronounced ‘lattyboo-lar-tay’

    (No need to double check)

    • @Randelung
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      41 month ago

      I trust you, or my name is not Centipedes.

      Oh wait, that’s Greek. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I’ll let it slide this time.

    • @[email protected]
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      Me too. Feels weird being part of the elite dissociative club. $5,000 and a master’s degree in computer science so I can authentically move my fingers and toes as a dragon man and pet some dog girl who’s in literally Australia.

      We’ve gone full circle

  • @aeronmelon
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    51 month ago

    Along with most other aspects of 17th century living.