• @tibi
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    2 days ago

    So dreams are like level 200: your brain evolutionarily built a venting and coping mechanism that makes it invent fictional universes in which it pretends to live while you are sleeping.

    • @[email protected]
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      123 days ago

      Might as well call it a diary or journal, but if you do that it’s suddenly only like level 5.

      • @brucethemoose
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        23 days ago

        The only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

        *And publishing it somewhere.

        • @[email protected]
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          43 days ago

          A self reflective study on the mind of a shitposter by Zaphod Beeblebrox is most definitely not what is written on my diary, not at all.

  • @[email protected]
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    72 days ago

    I just realized this but the people I imagine myself venting to are probably my true closest friends

    I don’t know why it took this long to realize that though

  • @[email protected]
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    32 days ago

    You enter stage 2, and the leveling starts over, when it bleeds over into real life. Not documenting stage 1 stuff, but efforts to make it happen.

  • @jqubed
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    163 days ago

    I miss Regis. I feel like he was one of the last real broadcasters on TV. Like, you could be producing a show and just drop him in with no notice and it would be fine. “Regis, thank God you’re here, our host just started projectile vomiting and we’re live in 10 minutes.” Doesn’t matter what the show is, a parade, interviewing young children or a Nobel prize winner, game show, sports broadcast, breaking news, he could do it and it wouldn’t be obvious he’d been on his way to the dentist ten minutes earlier.

  • @ThePyroPython
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    3 days ago

    Oi! Get out of my headspace, I’m already trying to build confidence without overinflating my Ego and he doesn’t need your enabling.

    (I should stress, this is joke, good meme OP)

  • Kaity
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    133 days ago

    level 200: venting by approaching the person you are upset with and starting a constructive dialogue about your feelings.

  • @[email protected]
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    103 days ago

    I’m extremely upset that I saw the word “venting” and immediately assumed this was about Among Us.

  • @Mango
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    63 days ago

    I’m in this picture and feel personally attacked.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦
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    93 days ago

    What’s the level where I vent by creating an imaginary alternate universe of whatever fandom I’m engaged with at the moment where my self-insert is one of key characters and all the trauma gives him cool abilities?

  • @[email protected]
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    53 days ago

    My go-to is a fantasy in which I give an unfiltered speech to graduating seniors at a university, explaining in detail the day to day bullshit they will be dealing with once they enter the workforce.

  • @Mercuri
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    3 days ago

    This tracks pretty hard.

    After hearing about how big a flop the Borderlands movie was, I decided to watch it.

    It was so abysmally bad I took psychic damage. Days latter I’m still wondering how anyone could have made those script decisions unless they were actively sabotaging the project.

    I was unable to sleep one night so I starting making a YouTube video about how terrible the movie was. I’d say I’m at level 53.

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    32 days ago

    I hate that I missed out on Conan’s talk show years, because I was going to kill on there with my humorous vignettes.

  • @[email protected]
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    22 days ago

    What level is it where you consider making a lemmy post about it but you imagine all the replies and what people would tell you so it just kinda ends up working itself out without even having to type.