Noem had once been on Trump’s shortlist for vice president, though her relationship with Trump shifted after the negative rollout surrounding the publication of her book. In it, she revealed that she once killed her 14-month-old wirehair pointer, Cricket, when she was not displaying the signs of an ideal hunting dog.

  • FuglyDuck
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    683 months ago

    Oh yes. Of course it’s a good idea to put a PUPPY KILLER as law enforcement.

    • @[email protected]
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      243 months ago

      Well she does have hands on experience with managing a highly volatile border already.

      South Dakota’s Mexican border is legendary for cartel activity.

      • FuglyDuck
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        73 months ago

        It’s the meth heads from north dakota that are giving her all that experience. (to be clear south dakota is worse. but the north dakotans take her meth. and that’s just unforgivable.)

        /s

    • Flying Squid
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      It’s okay to kill dogs. Just not to eat dogs.

  • @WindyRebel
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    383 months ago

    Dismantling so much of the federal gov and installing a puppy killer to head up Homeland Security?

    Yeah, I’m putting 9/11 2.0 on my bingo card.

  • Ioughttamow
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    263 months ago

    Dried husks begin popping up in DC, with punctures in their neck

  • @Carmakazi
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    183 months ago

    Need a sadistic sociopath to play the part of Hermann Göring of course. Expect to hear about her “willingness to do what needs to be done” a lot in the future.

  • @[email protected]
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    153 months ago

    I’d misread the summary and for a minute I thought Trump had killed her dog and she called him out in her book.

  • @[email protected]
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    13 months ago

    At least Congress controls the budgets, maybe they can neuter the corrupted agencies. But this turmoil in what the government does and doesn’t do and how they do it is not good for anyone.

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    03 months ago

    Good news for South Dakota, moderately okay news for me…