• @[email protected]
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        I think this button don’t actually do anything similar to those age verification site. My best guess it’s meant to make an actual terrorist to put them unease giving chance for airport police to detect basically psy ops.

  • Domille
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    351 year ago

    How much trouble would you get into if you pressed “yes”?

    • @Blamemeta
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      You get denied and an investigation is opened.The main thing is catch idiots, and to slap an extra charge on for lying.

      • Freeman
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        Lying to a computer? You aren’t under oath.

        “Oh I misread it as tourist”

        • @Blamemeta
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          Its eqip, and the start of the dod investigation. for clearance to see classified stuff.

          • Freeman
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            11 year ago

            That literally says American with the American Airlines logo in the top left and a boarding time I. The center. It looks like a self checkin to boarding a plane. Nothing to do with clearance.

        • @Blamemeta
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          Its seperate trials, and lying on an eqip form is bad.

  • @son_named_bort
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    Do you get a free cavity search if you answer yes? Because I can’t afford a dentist.

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    People with dyslexia:

    “Do you want to play tetris?” Of course!

    Sirens sound “ALERT. THIS IS A CODE RED. AIRPORT IS ON LOCKDOWN.”

    Glances at the text on screen “Are you a terrorist?”

    • @Willer
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      101 year ago

      I dont need to be dyslexic to have a good time

      • 001100 010010
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        xD. I just found it on google, I ain’t gonna download the movie to cut that part out, too much work. Besides, it might be too big to upload for Lemmy.

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    Looks at the top right, finds the X button

    Oh fuck, this looks like Twitter now…

  • @hamid
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    I love how I get randomly selected every time

  • @danc4498
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    121 year ago

    This should make going through security much faster and less invasive.

  • rhsJack
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    Jokes on them. I had my fingers crossed behind my back!

  • MrMobius
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    The real question is how many times a day does the security team has to go check on a false alert because somebody’s finger slipped?

  • @SAF77
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    Of course not. I’m a freedom fighter.

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