OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every womb in Oklahoma. “With this landmark law mandating the Ten Commandments be hung on every pregnant woman’s uterine […]
  • @Hobbes_DentEnglish
    23•2 days ago

    How stupid can you be. Like, seriously. Hanging the ten commandments in the womb.

    It’s dark in there. Tattoo them mirrored on the abdomen and shine a bright light.

  • @SendMePhotosEnglish
    8•2 days ago

    I demand a statue of Bahamut to also be in the womb.

  • @hOrniEnglish
    8•2 days ago

    Knowing their regulation standards, they will be made out of asbestos.