OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every womb in Oklahoma. “With this landmark law mandating the Ten Commandments be hung on every pregnant woman’s uterine […]

At press time, several pregnant Oklahoma residents had reportedly died due to complications arising from the posting of the Ten Commandments.

  • FuglyDuckEnglish
    1•2 days ago

    you know… being the uncle they could talk to… sometimes I get fielded those awkward questions.

    They’ve learned way more about fetishes from the bible than anywhere else. (Specifically Ruth and Boaz. foot fetish. they wanted to know why the foot thing was… inappropriate.)