• Annoyed_🦀
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    4711 days ago

    Why not offer him a Caesar Salad? Prepare the thing in front of him and tell him it’s named after him, then start making by stabbing the salad multiple times.

  • masterofn001
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    11 days ago

    Missed opportunity to offer an orange Julius with a salad of some sort.

    (I think I whooshed myself)

  • anar
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    711 days ago

    I feel like he would freak out with the amount of sweetness that wasn’t common at the time

  • @[email protected]
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    29 days ago

    I’d take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

    Then I’d go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says “way ahead of ya” with no context or other traces of human presence.