Hopefully this is onion-y enough to post here.

  • Jo Miran
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    1002 months ago

    “The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

    From the CNN.com article.

    • JoYo 🇺🇸
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      302 months ago

      Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

  • @cheese_greater
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    492 months ago

    I have an odd urge to subscribe to their printed syndication

    • @Gingerlegs
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      162 months ago

      I did as soon as it was announced! I get one once a month, it’s awesome

  • @[email protected]
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    262 months ago

    would like to see what Cards Against Humanity could do with the supplement business …

  • @SassyRamen
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    192 months ago

    The first Artikel better be about gay frogs, or I’m gonna be pissed!

  • Optional
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    152 months ago

    *golf clap*

  • @FooBarrington
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    132 months ago

    Wrong sub, this article is about The Onion

  • @[email protected]
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    122 months ago

    I hope JorDan from knowledge fight get a chance to work with the onion, no one knows alex’s brain better than Dan and could write a perfect spoof version

    • @[email protected]
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      92 months ago

      Omfg I didn’t even think about that possibility, that would be perfect, if Dan really gets Alex’s desk I am gonna explode with laughter.

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    72 months ago

    Finally some good news

    Too bad the people we need to reach are literally incapable of understanding satire