How about we have some fun instead?
Stop that, your dick is not that colorful.
I can’t even put one on :( too thick.
Just go back to the past!
If only someone loved me enough to do that. (⋟﹏⋞)
I may have just discovered a new kink. Being used to “serve” donuts… mmm…
People have been doing that for a while now, except it’s usually a naked lady being used to serve sushi.
That’s the thing, I guess. I’m not a fan of sushi lol
Who would decline such an offer. That’s like one of the only valid uses of a man’s penis!
I prefer using mine for urination only. I don’t like the idea of putting things on it like that, especially food. Just seems kinda gross.
Please, its embarrassing when you can only fit half of one.
Sounds like something I’d expect Shinobu to say.