The “line cook” is fucking jacked tho
A slight majority of these guys are quite muscular.
by my count only Jack Black isn’t of some sort of athletic body type
Is Pedro Pascal generally pretty jacked? I remember him looking buff for Game of Thrones and he’s probably getting into Marvel fit for the F4 movie, but it seems like he leans more towards trim or dad bod, depending on the role. I’m thinking of Last of Us or maybe the second Kingsman movie.
Its so funny because this meme is just the flipped version of guys not knowing what “no makeup” actually looks like.
Henry Cavill is jacked enough to count as at least three
Muscular never really hurts, it’s just not the most important feature.
Can you just cut out the random comment in the meme?
All the women want a guy who’s rich and famous. Got it.
Depressed middle-aged appeal is apparently a thing. Never in my life was I hit on more (by women and men) as I did when I hit my forties and my hair turned gray.
Come to think of it, that diagram is super accurate. When I was in my teens (elvish) and twenties (line cook) it felt like was living in a sex avalanche, but when I hit my thirties, I became invisible. Thirties doesn’t meet any of the three criteria.
Can confirm. Skinny numetal kid in my teens, too many kitchen and bar jobs in my 20’s and now mid 40’s on Zoloft and apparently old goth dads are on the menu.
Cheers man. May the well never run dry.
Thirties doesn’t meet any of the three criteria.
Math checks out. Had all my relationships in my 20s. Haven’t had a single one in my 30s and I’m going on 38 now.
Your forties are around the corner.
Oh fuck off
He was fuck on in his twenties, and then fuck off in his thirties. We already established that.
You doin’ okay?
When someone says “I was living in a sex avalanche” on the internet it’s hard for me to take them seriously, that’s all
The internet is pretty mainstream now. Being a virgin is no longer a prerequisite.
Yeah but does that necessitate telling them to fuck off?
I wife is very practical. See she wanted a faithful husband and really took chris rocks advice to heart.
No sex in the Champagne room?
I was just talking about this recently. There are of course some women who like muscle men or assholes, but most women are attracted to men who make them feel safe and/or make them laugh. If it is about looks, they’re probably just looking for a slender/chubby guy who has a caring/funny/brooding kind of look about them.
Also! Looks can change as you get to know someone. A person who was initially hot as hell can become revolting if their personality sucks, and vice versa, someone that didn’t really stand out to you could become literally the hottest person in the universe if their personality rocks!
Let’s see if I can guess everyone here, from left to right, top to bottom:
- the guy from the TV show The Bear
- Eddie from Stranger Things season 4
- Legolas from I’m gonna guess that still is from Return of the King
- Jack Black from School of Rock
- Markiplier?
- Geralt from The Witcher TV Show
- Pedro Pascal’s character from The Last of Us, I think his name was Joel?
Nicely done.
Whoa whoa! Hey there’s only so many girls with Daddy problems to go around man.
And look- people can pull off the skinny elf look but they can’t pull off Orlando Bloom.
Also who’s in the middle top?
Middle top is Eddie from Stranger Things season 4
