Relax in peace. He’s fine.

Edit: I apologize for nothing but as someone going through a shit time lately, the hilarious salt has been making me cackle for hours. Thank you all <3

    • StametsOP
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      I apologize for nothing

      • EleventhHour
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        There’s entire generations who think this meme is new because it’s so old that they’ve never seen it.

  • @WagnasT
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    I hope you touch wet food from the sink

  • @someguy3
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    I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.

  • modifier
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    May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from

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      According to Scott Aukerman, this is actually very representative of how Bob looks when he’s reading over your comedy script before telling you it’s not funny.

      I think my favorite thing about Bob is how seriously he takes comedy.

      • StametsOP
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        Hey I’m OP and I’m upvoting them too

    • StametsOP
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      Not OC but I can’t say I haven’t been smiling like a fucking fool

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    I just saw my future.

    One day (hopefully decades from now) I’ll be browsing whatever the internet has become and I’ll see this image with that bottom line crossed out. And that’s how I’ll learn he died.

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        Not many other shows can count a January 6th rioter as one of their main cast and writers… but Mr. Show can!

        “Jay Johnston known for his roles on Mr. Show, Bob’s Burgers, and in the January 6th insurrection…”

      • snooggums
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        Was this the same bit as the used cock ring salesman bit or did Mr. Show have cock rings as a running gag?

        I didn’t see more than a handful of episodes due to not having cable at the time.

          • StametsOP
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            It is a meme.

            • @Viking_Hippie
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              Yeah, but just like the Change My Mind one, there’s memes for the same thing without the toxic person. For example this:

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                Dude, we’re in a shitpost community. Can we just chill on trying to politically police a shitpost meme? Especially when I’m a fucking Canadian.

                I’m not getting into this discussion with you.

                Begone.

  • udon
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    I hope OP’s mom leaves a secret upper decker in their house next time she visits

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    I hope every time you go to drink water it’s surprisingly a cup of orange juice and every time you go to drink Orange juice you have gum in your mouth.