• @robocall
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    181 year ago

    Nothing more satisfying than killing a mosquito and taking back the blood that they stole.

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Why is it called “bite” tho?

    They use their pointy tube-like mouthpart to poke into our skin and get the blood. Isn’t that closer to stinging?

  • cheer
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    61 year ago

    screw contracting diseases if it means you can turn the tables on them 🤷

    • @[email protected]
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      11 year ago

      If they bit you first, is there any increased risk? I mean you’ve already had blood contact if they were carrying anything.

      • cheer
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        31 year ago

        Sure maybe when you start out by only getting revenge. But not when you decide to devastate the entire mosquito population, becoming the mosquito antichrist in your quest for vengeance.

  • stebo
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    21 year ago

    No kidding I slept in a hotel room and got 44 mosquito bites in one night last week. Good thing I only stayed there for one night. I had to withstand severe itching all over my arms for 48 hours ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙

  • Flying SquidM
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    11 year ago

    One of my dogs is a nipper and I keep telling him that I don’t bite him, so I don’t think that’s especially fair.

    Does he listen?

  • Bleeping Lobster
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    11 year ago

    You can get an electrified racquet… then just stand there swinging it wildly like a lightsaber, listening to the crackle and pop of your tiny bitey enemies dying 10 at a time.

    The enemy is never ending, it’s kind of a Sysphean task. But for a few brief minutes you will once again feel secure in your place at the top of the food chain (also your chances of being reincarnated as a mosquito are increased by 100000x)

  • @[email protected]
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    11 year ago

    Grab the mosquito, stick its proboscis right into your vein, and squeeze your stolen blood back in.