Why not Zoidberg?
White under the shell doesn’t count
Hi Dr. Nick!
Cut from consideration over concerns of immigration status.
I can imagine a futurama episode where Zoidberg says something dumb against vaccines or something and accidentally becomes a hero of conspiracy theorists.
It’s gonna be Bill Cosby, you know, rapists of a feather…
There’s no way he would pick Cosby over Dougie Houser just because they’re both rapists. The racism would prevent it.
Did Neil Patrick Harris have rape accusations I’m unaware of? Not finding anything searching for it.
Both being Cosby and Trump.
Ah. Boy that was a rollercoaster.
I would have put Dr. Spaceman in there. He basically sounds exactly like Ronny Jackson.
“Mrs. Jordan, I’ve already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?”
Now this is surgery, so don’t eat anything before you come in. Because I’ll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
Dr. Spaceman is my favorite. I frequently reference the party bowl of drugs and whether people want some purples or some blues.
Dr Evil could do double duty as Surgeon General and head of NASA
He’s a pretty realistic pick, actually.
- Can profit financially from his appointment? ✅️
- His success is thanks to the hard work of his underlings? ✅️
- Would not hesitate to liquidate those he dislikes? ✅️
… and he has sharks … sharks with lazers!
Where?
Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don’t think he’s qualified to be a soft drink.
Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it’s a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn’t even get his degree!
Man, why you gotta drop outta school and start making pop so soon?
-Mitch Hedberg
Please don’t give him ideas!
