Not going to lie, but have you seen Trump. Dude looks like he’s going to killover at any moment. Trump is more likely to be the first person to leave the administration.
I wouldn’t mind the trump presidency ending in a few moochies.
Micromoochies, Nanomoochies, Picomoochies? The possibilities are endless
I got bored and attempted to do some monster math (this is chicken scratch and very likely wrong)
But if your going ~60 miles per hour that should be the same as 249658.8 smoots per mochie.
It’s a metric scale—just use centimoochies.
We don’t use metric here - it’s three teamoochies to a tablemooch and then the perfectly rational 16 tablemoochies to the cuppamooch.
Millimooch has such a nice ring to it
Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we’ve all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.
We’re going to need a conversion chart of international units, 5 moochies = 1 truss, etc.
I’ll accept this
We abandon it because I’m tired of that Scaramucci guy being in the media as an expert on Trump. I don’t even watch TV but I’ve seen so many articles about Trump and when I click them it turns out to be something Scaramucci said on cable news the night before. Why the fuck would I want to hear from that guy?
Is this a follow-up to my observation about appointments potentially terminating well before Trump is even sworn in?
I think we landed on using negative mooches.
I’m looking forward to a few negative moochies as his picks get dumped even before the confirmation hearings.
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