• @pivot_root
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    501 month ago

    Top-notch as far as satire goes. Bit of a shame is that it isn’t satire, though.

  • @[email protected]
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    401 month ago

    Reality keeps becoming satire.

    Waiting for Steven Seagal to get some kinda foreign relations/military position

    • Em Adespoton
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      151 month ago

      He’d be the ambassador to Russia.

      I’m wondering about Hulk Hogan though.

      • @[email protected]
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        101 month ago

        John Stewart suggested Hogan would be secretary of ‘TAKE YOUR VITAMINS!’

        I’m thinking something family related, cause everyone’s his brother

  • IHeartBadCode
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    341 month ago

    The Administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) handles:

    • Medicare
    • Medicaid
    • the Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP)
    • the Affordable Care Act (ACA) health insurance Marketplaces

    They are also in charge of:

    • Setting the health insurance portability standards for the United States
    • The administrative end of the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA)
    • Setting the Federal quality standards in long-term care (nursing homes)
    • Clinical laboratory quality standards under the Clinical Laboratory Improvement Amendments (CLIA) of 1988

    So it’s not just Medicare and Medicaid, but millions of people within the ACA and including seven million children in CHIPs that he’ll be overseeing. Not to mention setting the standards of care for millions of people in nursing homes.

    • @Etterra
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      141 month ago

      You mean the same ACA that they plan on abolishing. It’ll be hilarious watching his voters when the leopards get to the eating. It’ll give everyone over here on SSDI Island a preview of the end times.

  • comador
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    101 month ago

    Barrel full of Monkeys: Trumps Cabinet.

  • @LaunchesKayaks
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    41 month ago

    Life is a fever dream. I’d really like to wake up now

  • Zier
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    31 month ago

    YAY!!! Free raspberry ketones for everyone. Act now and get a bonus bottle of green coffee beans in pill form, you will live forever!!! Thanks Oprah.