He might be the first person to disembowel themself on a table saw
I don’t know, people can be super creative with their stupidity.
This happened quite some time ago, but it’s so creatively stupid that I have never stopped being impressed with the hold my beer nature of it.
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1996/feb/28/woman-tries-to-shoot-callus-off-her-foot/
Did she get the callus?! Damn article never even tells you if she got callus off.
Couldn’t he maybe prick his finger with a needle first, and go from there?
Nope. Dick-first dive into a table saw.
Yeah, if he was a pussy.
He will be soon.
Or he could try literally any other test. There’s a vast chasm between pricking your finger and slamming your crotch into a table saw. This guy chose maximum escalation.
More context than you could ever need, and yet the context is still really “comics are batshit insane”.
Speaking of context, their podcast Dogg Zzone 9000 is bonkers and so incredibly funny. As well as their other podcast, Bigfeets.
Of the Cracked diaspora, their content is my favorite. Or at least tired with Behind the Bastards.
Simply by positioning, he chose to cut off the most useless part of himself at that point in time.
Mom and Dad are now more similar than they are different.
