this one is for the Europeans who laughed when i made fun of the Yankees.

Before the fun police comes and confiscates my post, this is obviously a joke and should not be taken seriously(unless you are Portuguese)

  • macniel
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    As a german I find this offensive, but damn funny as heck :D

    Also I really dig that you divided France into France and Vichy France.

  • @marcos
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    Another Brazilian here.

    The Iceberg is famous for using geothermal power. It’s hard to understand how. Except for that, no change.

    • @richardisaguyOP
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      they got some very hot ice over there don’t they?

  • Glifted
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    I laughed when I read “Brazilian colony”

  • @mrfriki
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    TIL I know that I live in the middle of a desert, guess and will go now and find my spirit animal then.

    • @richardisaguyOP
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      I hope you find great success in your self-discovery journey

    • @[email protected]
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      Time to go back to the times you dabbled in gangsta rap and replace all street references with desert references. Don’t forget about the camel samples while you’re at it

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    Fun fact: the part marked as “why is this not part of Romania” has entire songs written about why it should be part of Romania

    Also, according to the national anthem, all Romanians are related by blood to Romans

  • @SpiceDealer
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    “Unify Ireland”

    I was born on a Dublin street…

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      where the Royal drums did beat,

  • @[email protected]
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    What do you mean “too easy to piss off a German”, do you want trouble? I’ll give you some you lousy … samba dancer.

  • @Nikko882
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    I am disappointed that we have to be in a bubble with Sweden… Other than that: good map

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      He is fixing up historic error made in 1905.

      • @Nikko882
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        By no means. Jamtland, Herjedalen, and Bohuslen can stay in the bubble, but the rest of Sweden can go and find their own bubble.

      • Saik0
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        11am? You give me too much credit. Holding out that far into the day is a real tough ask.

    • @hOrni
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      And does it say richer? Who the fuck gets richer in Poland? People born after 1990 can’t afford a house, same as everywhere else.

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      • Uruguay = Cisplatina (this was the province name before it became independent from the Brazilian Empire)
      • Argentina = Infinite Crisis
      • Paraguay = Muamba (slang for stuff you buy and avoid paying import taxes)
      • Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador = Natives with top hats
      • Colombia = CIA drug farm
      • Venezuela = Immigrant spawn point
      • Guianas, Suriname = What? (nobody remembers they exist)
      • Central America in general = Hey, it’s just like back home!

      Lastly, of course, the great land of HUEHUEHUEBRBR

      • @Lennny
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        How can people forget about Suriname? Don’t they often hyphenate?