• @TexasDrunk
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    181 day ago

    I ain’t letting some pillowcase get the better of me. Time to get the damn scissors.

    Looks like you’re a sleeveless T-shirt now, you piece of shit.

  • @[email protected]
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    2 days ago

    The way my week is going, I would have just given up and went to bed with the pillowcase over my head.

      • @LaunchesKayaks
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        217 hours ago

        I have to sleep with my eyes covered and my go-to thing to cover them with is a folded up pillowcase. I get the extra long ones so I can just one on like a blindfold.

        • @ZoopZeZoop
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          117 hours ago

          I like putting a T-shirt on over my eyes (as if you were putting it on, but half way through just lifted it up while leaving the neckline between my eyes and the tip of my nose).

  • OpenStars
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    102 days ago

    Well, that’s one down, time to see what tomorrow brings, eh?

  • @psycho_driver
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    31 day ago

    A pair of scissors for a knife and it could be pants.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      222 hours ago

      I fail to see how a pillowcase could be pants. A sleeveless shirt, or some shorts? Sure. But pants?

  • Flying Squid
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    11 day ago

    This is much funnier if you imagine instead of this Mike Mitchell guy, it’s Mel Brooks.

  • @[email protected]
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    11 day ago

    Tshirts are black.

    Pillowcases are white.

    Even if he was colourblind, it should be distinguishable.

    • @jaybone
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      191 day ago

      Roses are red

      Violets are Cupid

      Pillowcases are tshirts

      Poetry is stupid