2 Girls 1 Dreidel
The 40-years-old virgin Mary.
I was gonna do Backdoor Sluts 9 but it’s already a Christmas movie.
Schindler’s List 2: Checking it Twice
Bruh
Die Hard
Sorry, couldn’t pass it up.
I’ll leave now.
I love this one, of course it’s a Christmas movie:
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The entire reason they’re at the setting is “Christmas party”
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“Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun”
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“Not a creature was stirring, except four assholes coming in the rear” (also, phrasing lol)
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“It’s Christmas Theo, it’s the time of miracles, so be of good cheer”
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both scenes I can remember with Argyle mention Christmas by name.
It’s undebatably a Christmas movie, but why I love it is because when people object it gives me the opportunity to make it worse by informing them that Rambo: First Blood is too.
But neither of those are my favorite Christmas movie, that honor goes to Gremlins.
I’m going to argue that Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie. It’s simply a movie where the events within it, happen to take place around Christmas time.
Die Hard is to Christmas movies what Top Gun is to romance movies, or what Casablanca is to war movies.
Just because it contains a thing, doesn’t mean it’s about said thing.
I think Lethal Weapon has more of a Christmas message than Die Hard - Mismatched couple work through their differences to overcome adversity and finally spend Christmas Day together. That’s a Hallmark pitch if ever there was one.
If it’s about a romance during wartime, it is both a romance and a war movie, just as Kelly’s Heroes is a heist film, a war movie, and a comedy a rolled into one. If it’s about German terrorists taking over a Christmas party and being thwarted with a lot of action by a cop, it’s a Christmas movie, a cop movie, and an action movie.
And Top Gun is a romance movie, a gay romance movie. Who can forget “playing with the boys?” (Not passing judgement, if Mavrick got Goose’s goose that’s between them and Iceman!)
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I believe this was posted on Lemmy just a few days ago.
I once watched this on a first date. We were together for four years after that. Make of that what you will.
That was amazing thanks for sharing lol
Santa 1 is spreading joy to Santa 2.
Santa 2 gets too much holiday cheer and takes a eternal nap.
Santa 3, with Santa 2 expiring, begins to fade as well.
Please tell me they wore that to a work Christmas party
Citizen Candy Cane
There will be Milk and Cookies
Gangs of North Pole
Snow Country for Old Men
Reindeers of the Caribbean
North Star Wars
Dances with Reindeer
Christmas on Elm Street
Lord of the 5 Golden Rings
Legend of the 7 Red-Nosed Vampires?
Citizen Sugarkane
I’m not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don’t confuse Christmassy with christmussy
Christpussy
