• Jo Miran
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    442 days ago

    As a Gen-X bisexual man with history of extensive travel and admittedly excessive promiscuity starting at a very young age, there is a non-zero chance that I have plowed one or both of your parents.

    Happy holidays!

    • IninewCrow
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      222 hours ago

      There is a good chance you may have fathered most of the people on Lemmy

    • @dufkm
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      41 day ago

      I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    61 day ago

    Now I just want to bend over and have a snowplow barreling full speed towards my gaping asshole.