• Lux
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    814 hours ago

    Stay under the crotch for phase 1, bait out the triple dash for phase 2, running heavy to the head as he’s about to do the breath attack, get the riposte

  • @wabafee
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    514 hours ago

    Can you Parry this guy?

  • Ken Oh
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    515 hours ago

    Watch out for the janky collision on the legs.

  • @finitebanjo
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    617 hours ago

    Use a Nike Endorsement and he’ll become unable to fight back.

    • @RonnyZittledong
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      371 day ago

      Somebody wanted to make a meme but has only ever heard of one golfer.

      • @FilthyShrooms
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        1021 hours ago

        I mean, all golfers are basically the same /s

        • @subtext
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          219 hours ago

          Eh, he’s some kind of weird color

          (/s please don’t think I’m racist)

  • @Batman
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    517 hours ago

    The optimal strategy for this boss is to: Quit the game. Get married, and have progeny. These special summons will beat the boss first try. Then you can just desummon them by banishing them to “their room”. Voila, your now one step closer to getting good

    • @Akasazh
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      19 hours ago

      Sir, this is a shitposting

  • Diplomjodler
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    101 day ago

    Show your boobs. That’ll distract him.