• @ThePyroPython
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    1318 hours ago

    South Korean coup?

    Nope, it’s me Prigozhin!

    • Kairos
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      2221 hours ago

      1% chance this is real but I like those odds.

  • @Clbull
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    718 hours ago

    Prigozhin?

  • God
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    481 day ago

    Took me so long to realize he’s dead and this is fake hahah. I should go to sleep.

    • nukeM
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      1 day ago

      he’s dead

      Yeah, dead… nervous laughter

      And before you ask, no, I’m not keeping Pringles-shin alive in a vat in my basement conducting my own Winter Soldier experiment. That would be ridiculous.

      • @WoodScientist
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        1219 hours ago

        You really are a mad scientist. You’re in it for the science, damn the practicality or ethics! No sane scientist would select a 62 year old man to be the base for their super soldier program, but look at you go!

    • @[email protected]M
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      713 hours ago

      A 3 hour coup started by President Yoon, who had a psychotic break when someone official started investigating his wife. My money is on her doing a Lady Macbeth… “Declare martial law, prove you’re a real man, don’t ask where I got those Prada bags…” Source: am Shakespeare expert

    • @Maggoty
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      Nah, the next is going to be impeached for cultist shit. The writers don’t like to repeat story arcs that quickly. Gotta let them simmer for a few years before you bring them back. Schedule says Rich People Cult tries to embezzle money.

        • @Maggoty
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          110 hours ago

          I wouldn’t be surprised but I thought those prosecutions were all done.