Goodbyio
Who gets naming rights for the river? I think Cincinnati River sounds alright.
What was a dream? That is a map of the US, as it has always been? Everything ok there?
Ohio is missing
What’s an Ohio? That the name of a city or smth?
If so, ofc it’s missing. This map only has capital cities and 5 random ones for some reason. Doesn’t even have Chicago or NYC.
Right, of course they aren’t going to show all the minor cities.
The five “random” cities are the ones located in the former state of Ohio. Three of them approximate the NE, SW, and NW borders. Columbus marks the middle.
Former state of Ohio? There was a state called Ohio once? Tf are you talking about man.
Ohio gozaimasu
* ohio gozaimasen
You seem to having a weird dream like OP
Nohio
Okay, but if Michigan gets the Toledo Strip back, Wisconsin gets the Upper Peninsula back, too.
Fine, but we get to keep the bridge and mackinaw island. Can’t take away our strategic fudge supply.
So y’all’ll handle all maintenance and upkeep of the bridge? Deal
While we are changing borders, can we give Illinois a small bit of border with Michigan? It would be nice to go east from Chicago without ever crossing into Indiana.
If you want Gary I’m pretty sure Indiana will give it up voluntarily.
On behalf of the Indiana delegation: approved
Seems kinda unfair Kentucky doesn’t get a panhandle granting her lake access.
Time for a special operation?
The price of having access to all that bourbon. Some people have lake access, others have pappy access.
Toledo is Michigans problem now? Sweet.
Cleveland can fuck off my state is already trash enough
edit: Vincenza’s Pizza can come move to Philly tho they’re cool
Well, like the state’s motto says, “Unfortunately, Ohio”.
“Eh, oh, where’d you go Ohio?”
Lake Michigan looks even more like a dong than usual
Sign of the times.
In these trying times, we all look like dongs
Give the western reserve back to Connecticut!
Who did Ohio invade to get tag teamed and broken up like this?
Always has been
