• Mayor Poopington
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    825 days ago

    Really, what’s more American than solving problems with a gun

  • @kemsat
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    385 days ago

    If we can have school shootings, why not CEO shootings? It’s only fair.

  • @School_Lunch
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    475 days ago

    I hereby nominate “The Adjuster” for president. He now can not be prosecuted and all investigations against him are no more than political witch hunts.

    • @Fredselfish
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      95 days ago

      Wonder if this simple trick can be used to lower prices at the grocery store? Just saying.

  • @[email protected]
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    345 days ago

    Yeah, but Chapelle wouldn’t know… He took a bribe from Musky Boi and now many of his former fans think he’s trash (me included).

      • @Karjalan
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        65 days ago

        He also went to a town hall meeting to encourage denying poor people from moving into his neighbourhood, because it would lower his house price…

        • @Skullgrid
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          24 days ago

          I mean…

          I’M RICH BIAAATCH

          Coincidentally, the other line from that sketch also fits Dave’s lifestyle

          I got enough cigarettes here to last me and my family for the rest of our LIVES!

    • @captainlezbian
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      105 days ago

      He’s also a massive landlord in the Dayton area

  • @Allonzee
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    5 days ago

    Careful now, our owners can discuss killing us for ice cold, sociopathic profit over drinks at fun lil conferences using loopholes and technicalities after they were paid in advance to protect their customers lives but chose not to.

    We can only say “thank you and I love you daddy profiteers” back or we’ll be silenced.

    thank you and I love you daddy profiteers ♥️

    I feel free. Don’t you feel free? We feel free. Please let us live insurance gods and may your profits be glorious and your denied claim money rinsed of all that nasty blood.

    • @RangerJosie
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      195 days ago

      Remember when the ACA was being debated? How the biggest talking point in the media was “Death Panels”?

      Health Insurance companies are literally the exact Death Panels that idiots were screaming about.

      I feel like more people should make that connection.

  • Jeena
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    295 days ago

    Is this the class struggle Karl Marx was talking about?

  • @Harvey656
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    205 days ago

    I’ve been seeing so many theories about him. And if the one saying he is British turns out to be true I’m going to laugh so hard. The irony will be delightful.

    • @trolololol
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      54 days ago

      Eh look up the French, it would be more likely 😂

      • @Harvey656
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        34 days ago

        Honestly an European would be pretty funny. But le French would be on brand.

  • @PugJesus
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    74 days ago

    The government may not negotiate with terrorists, but corporations are absolutely terrified of them. Do with that information what you will. :)