The fact women going crazy over the shooter is just making dating harder. Now on a third date you’re absolutely getting asked “yeah but would you sacrifice your life and take out a high profile CEO for me or are you just looking for a situationship?”

  • @sunbrrnslapper
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    It is ok to have standards. 😉

    Edit:This absolutely is not helping the situation:

  • @robocall
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    It won’t be long until he gets married in prison TO ME!

  • @njm1314
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    Ain’t just the ladies

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m here for the US polycule where everyone is now Luigi’s spouse and has the last name Mangione.

  • sp3ctr4l
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    Is situationship the new word for fling?

    Guess I’m old now.

      • @[email protected]
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        I think its just “you live your life and I’ll live mine, and we’ll squeeze bits of relationship when it’s convenient for both of us”

        • sp3ctr4l
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          wouldn’t that just be ‘friends with benefits?’

          • @[email protected]
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            Fwb doesn’t have romantic elements. The “benefits” is sex, not any other relationship stuff. The friendship doesn’t even have to be a particularly good one.

      • sp3ctr4l
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        That is at least a bit more specific than a fling.

        • @[email protected]
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          It’s used pejoratively. On the surface it’s a relationship without labels. In practice one person catches feelings and their friends use this word to convince them to find someone who will actually commit to them.

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    “Well, and I don’t mean to brag, ok. He’s a leftist, who’s into guns!”

    “Oh, lucky!”

    “Honey, you better take that man to the altar”

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    I would if I thought I had a good chance of succeeding, but having never even used a gun before I would not exactly be the most competent assassin.

    • @robocall
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      It’s not hard to learn gun safety. There are private classes (in America and I assume anywhere guns are permitted)

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    Would. Need prep time.

  • @Sanctus
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    Just answer the question

  • @finitebanjo
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    I mean, the whole “sacrifice” idea might hold more weight if he didn’t hide and flee.

    • @tfw_no_toiletpaper
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      “hide and flee” as if he was violating some samurai honor code 😂

      • @finitebanjo
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        So you’re saying he didn’t hide his face and leave town? Explain to me what you think he did after killing Brian Thompson?

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          So you’re saying he didn’t hide his face and leave town?

          I wonder, when did I said that? If anything I was mocking you. He should have been even more careful and not getting caught. It was an assassination, not a righteous battle or anything. I don’t know what you’re on about.

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      What was he supposed to do, stand around and wait to get shot by cops? That would have been very stupid of him.

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        Put the gun down and hands up, and wait. He was a fool to think he was going to get away.

        If you want to sacrifice then follow through when the job is done.

          • @finitebanjo
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            Thats kind of my whole point, I’m not the one who labelled it as a sacrifice.

      • @finitebanjo
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        They found him in Pennsylvania.

        • synae[he/him]
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          Should’ve been much further away. Altoona, PA is only ~7hr from NYC by transit