Man, funko needs to sink. That low quality trash does nothing but fuck up the environment when people inevitably toss it.
I wouldn’t call what they peddle “toys” unless you can find me any sort of activity people actually use them for besides display.
Alien meme:
I saw you enjoy combusting and breathing petrochemicals so I had some made into a doll.
Thank you. I will treasure it for the next 5 minutes.
That’s how I felt as a kid about everything that wasn’t Lego/Bionicle/erector etc…
And then they went after Itch’s Social Manager’s mom.
11/10 title.
Now this is some journalistic bias I can get behind
Yesterday someone was posting about how there’s AI art slop sold on itch.io. So maybe them getting fucked by AI was karma from them profiting from selling slop.
But they’re not selling it, it’s a marketplace.
But they’re profiting from it, like Amazon profits from letting counterfeit goods be sold on their “marketplace”.
