• @Zachariah
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    521 month ago

    Due to future events.

    • @aeronmelonM
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      11 month ago

      Due to interdimensional events.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 month ago

    If I printed something like this out, and stuck it to a door in a public establishment, I wonder if anyone would take it down? I suspect they would, but it would be interesting to find out.

    • @[email protected]
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      61 month ago

      If you make it look official enough. Then it’s the same as carrying a ladder and wearing working clothes - nobody questions it

      • Echo Dot
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        41 month ago

        Ironically a yellow fluorescent jacket makes you invisible. Combine that with a random lanyard and they probably let you into the pentagon.

        • @[email protected]
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          51 month ago

          As someone who’s been that guy quite a few times, no. It’s hard enough to talk my way into a secure area even when I’m supposed to be there. Places like government buildings absolutely do not let you in without the right credentials.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    251 month ago

    I’m guessing that alcohol was more responsible for whatever event led to this sign than the ouija board.

  • @[email protected]
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    221 month ago

    It’d be kind of strange to enter an establishment and not see Ouija boards everywhere.

    • Theo
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      111 month ago

      “C’mon, let’s go find a place that’s spirit realm inclusive!”

  • @niktemadur
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    151 month ago

    “Is Stacey fucking my boyfriend?”

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    “Alright that’s enough, c’mere bitch…” as she lunged at her.

  • @[email protected]
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    141 month ago

    Clearly people weren’t ending sessions properly, leaving spirits stuck and overcrowded in the establishment.

    • @Jerkface
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      71 month ago

      Always free your spallocs.

    • @[email protected]
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      51 month ago

      “Seth summoned the ghost of his Nana and forgot to release her. That was three months ago. She’s still here and she keeps moving shit around behind the bar. Last week she swapped all the kegs around and filled the ice maker with clamato. Real fuckin’ funny Nana!”

  • nyahlathotep
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    61 month ago

    I think it’s probably because some chrizzo complained, but I hope they’re actually alluding to paranormal activity

  • Emptiness
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    31 month ago

    Due to bad reviews “Got food poisoning. Died. / Ghost”