• @niktemadur
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    41 hour ago

    “Is Stacey fucking my boyfriend?”

    Y…
    E…

    “Alright that’s enough, c’mere bitch…” as she lunged at her.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    174 hours ago

    I’m guessing that alcohol was more responsible for whatever event led to this sign than the ouija board.

    • @TexasDrunk
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      53 hours ago

      Alcohol did nothing wrong.

  • @Zachariah
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    316 hours ago

    Due to future events.

  • @[email protected]
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    215 hours ago

    If I printed something like this out, and stuck it to a door in a public establishment, I wonder if anyone would take it down? I suspect they would, but it would be interesting to find out.

  • @[email protected]
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    74 hours ago

    Clearly people weren’t ending sessions properly, leaving spirits stuck and overcrowded in the establishment.

    • @[email protected]
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      121 minutes ago

      “Seth summoned the ghost of his Nana and forgot to release her. That was three months ago. She’s still here and she keeps moving shit around behind the bar. Last week she swapped all the kegs around and filled the ice maker with clamato. Real fuckin’ funny Nana!”

    • @Jerkface
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      32 hours ago

      Always free your spallocs.

  • @[email protected]
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    156 hours ago

    It’d be kind of strange to enter an establishment and not see Ouija boards everywhere.

    • Theo
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      85 hours ago

      “C’mon, let’s go find a place that’s spirit realm inclusive!”

  • nyahlathotep
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    24 hours ago

    I think it’s probably because some chrizzo complained, but I hope they’re actually alluding to paranormal activity