They would go bad instantly. I would assume these would be only suitable for banana bread. Reminds me of prechopped veggies that are way overpriced.
Both these bananas and the pre-chopped veggies are nice for people with disabilities.
Organized religion. Prosperity gospel. Televangelists. Tucker’s career.
Shops with perpetual “sales” and prices ending with 99.
“Do not eat”-stickers.
At HEB I saw “Water melon filet” for sale.
Trump
Specific models of dumpsters found in national parks. Apparently making sure that the smartest bear can’t get into a dumpster while making sure the dumbest person can is a grey zone.
There have been national park visitors who have asked at what time the animals are let out of their cages and put back in them. Then again, that might be an education issue rather than a stupidity problem. Would it be ethical to experiment on these people by suggesting “we’ll tell you if you can get that dumpster open”?
Caveat: Having never seen those dumpsters, I have the nagging feeling that I could well be outsmarted by the bears.
Trump and the American Nazi Party
Warning labels that say shit like “Contains: Milk” on a carton of milk.
‘Caution: Hot’ on coffee.
Egg carton that says “Contains Egss”, like yeah, I sure hope so
Tiktok
Religion
Lots of subscription based services, like heated seats in cars
Instructions on bottles of shampoo.
I used to think the same but I recently decided to embrace my curly hair and the way you use certain shampoos/conditioners can be different. I’ve had to read the instructions each time I try a new brand to make sure I don’t ruin my hair.
McDonald’s
False dichotomies…
The government
That’s a stupid answer.
Short-term warranties for electronics that aren’t expensive.
These laptop fans I bought a while back had a warranty of 60 days. At that stage I wonder why even bother. They worked just fine for years, though.
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