• @Wooly
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    3411 months ago

    Either of the right two, it’s gotta cover your bits.

    • @bongus_urongus
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      411 months ago

      I see the tail peeking through so there’s a tail hole. Hopefully there is also a poop hatch…although you’d probably have to get a buddy to open it…

    • @Something_Complex
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      111 months ago

      No he can’t remove them if he needs to use the bathroom it’s clearly option be 3

  • @thorbot
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    11 months ago

    Does it have man junk and horse junk? It appears to only have horse junk in which case the top right would be correct

    • @suckaduckOP
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      1011 months ago

      Yes, okay, but imagine being a centaur with bottom left pants. Easily accessible pockets are not to be underestimated.

      • @thorbot
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        711 months ago

        Pockets, sure, but then you got the ole horse cock flapping in the wind look though

        • @vreraan
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          211 months ago

          It is retractable that of the horse and other animals, you don’t need pants to hide it.

          • @thorbot
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            211 months ago

            How have you come by such advanced horse dong knowledge sensei?

      • QuinceDaPence
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        411 months ago

        Surely a centaur would just have saddle bags for easy to access storage.

      • @amos
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        11 months ago

        I was trying to figure that out too. Best I could figure, you’d start by putting the rear legs through both holes then sliding it up to right behind your front legs. Then do some kind of maneuver where you pull your front legs up to your body and try your best to stretch the pants a little bit to get your front legs into the top hole then down and out through the front leg holes, then finish sliding the top hole up into place? Idk I’ve now thought way too long about how a centaur would actually put pants on.

  • Flying Squid
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    711 months ago

    If you can’t let your junk fly free, I don’t even see the point of being a centaur.

  • @foggy
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    511 months ago

    1 and 4 are the same, it’s just 90s vs 2020s style.

    • @suckaduckOP
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      111 months ago

      As a centaur I think I’d be too proud to entirely cover up my horse half. Plus going to the bathroom would suuuck

  • @BilboBargains
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    211 months ago

    If I had a huge horse dong I would use it to impress the ladies and make huge cash on only fans