• @Randelung
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    73 hours ago

    I’m not the bottom two, that much I know.
    I can’t grow a beard… oh no.

  • @phoneymouse
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    12 hours ago

    A little “narrow minded” here leaving out the Indians, Mexicans, Eastern European, and Chinese.

    • @PugJesusOP
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      42 hours ago

      Didn’t realize those nationalities were exclusive with these categories.

  • Lurker
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    44 hours ago

    Do I have to choose one of this?

    You can’t be everything at samw time???

    • @quafeinum
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      12 hours ago

      Chances are that you are like three of those at least if you have to ask

    • @argarath
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      12 hours ago

      They’re a fluffy dragon, white fur with black fur pattern

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          135 minutes ago

          I think you’d have to ask the person. I wore a dragon suit for a play, and I would have disliked anyone (except the people I was crushing on) petting me.

  • @[email protected]
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    239 hours ago

    What’s the stereotype with top right?

    Asking because if I had to lump myself somewhere, it’s that one.

    But if it sucks… I guess I’ll go wear a sailor uniform.

  • @Snapz
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    2413 hours ago

    We have two IT guys, one of them is three of these and the other is the fourth. The guy who is all three is actually the anime girl on VR Chat in his spare time :)

    • Mr Reach
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      912 hours ago

      I’m guessing the other guy’s a furry then.

  • @LaunchesKayaks
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    3814 hours ago

    But, like, are there types of IT women? Asking cause I am one and don’t know any tropes for us lol

    • @[email protected]
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      Every IT woman I’ve worked with kicks ass and is really cool, doesn’t realize how cool and inspiring they are. Until management, then I have no idea how they got there, they can’t seem to use a computer let alone assist with IT related decision making.

      • @LaunchesKayaks
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        611 hours ago

        I would love to fit that description and I hope my coworkers think I’m cool lol. I never want to be in a position of power in this field because I have already dealt with enough dumb bullshit on the daily lol

    • wreel
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      510 hours ago

      Unicorn… Nah, I’m kidding fortunately for women there’s no strong stereotypes. There were enough women in my gigs that the individuality was easily apparent.

      Since that’s isn’t really fun I’ll pull some very broad strokes descriptions out my rear end and see which one resonates with you.

      The Professional Mom: 8-4:30 on the dot but maximum effort during working hours and never ever seen goofing off or chit chatting (lunch included). Pretty chill though and smart as hell.

      The boardgame/crossword girl: most likely to be gender fluid. Don’t ever mistake her for “gamer girl”. Will happily shoot the shit with you and goof off if you treat her like human being. Will probably have real experiences of getting work/credit stolen by tech bros.

      The optimistic young coder: super jazzed about being the in the field and learning everything about anything. A people pleaser to a fault. Give it two to three years before she’s completely jaded. Until then, an absolute sponge of knowledge.

      The cut throat career track woman: absolutely obsessed with advancing her status. Tech bros learn brutality from these ladies. Usually transition to pure management or product divisions pretty early. Also most likely to organize the “women in tech” meetings for clout in the current company. Stay on their good side for your sake.

  • @[email protected]
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    1314 hours ago

    … it’s mostly the top left.

    Source: i resemble the top left (although i still have my hairline)

    • Midnight Wolf
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      1112 hours ago

      Dominate me daddy uwu

      Also hello, the fuck is wrong with your laptop this time

  • @Siethron
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    3318 hours ago

    Doesn’t have the guy who seems to always be asleep at the desk but is also somehow the most efficient IT worker.

      • knightly the Sneptaur
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        If IT is doing everything right then most of the time there won’t be much for them to do. I’d much rather they spent most of their time waiting for incident tickets than constantly putting out fires.

      • @meliaesc
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        315 hours ago

        I generally sleep during the day, skips the useless meetings. Then I go to the office around 8pm and crank out profit for my corporate overlords. They (mostly) understand it’s better for them this way, and I meet all the expectations of office attendance and social gatherings.