• @GoofSchmoofer
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    991 day ago

    Giving special treatment to the CEOs should really help cool down this growing call for more violence against CEOs

    • @Eatspancakes84
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      1120 hours ago

      I really hope that nobody sets up a bot that calls this new hotline 24/7 from different numbers.

      • @[email protected]
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        519 hours ago

        Anyone can be a CEO. You can be a single employee company and the CEO at the same time.

        Whats to stop normal people using the new “express service” line? Are they going to put income limits on it?

  • @Luvs2Spuj
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    Just being a CEO isn’t going to get you harmed, there are plenty of CEOs in the world who aren’t terrible people. The hotline should advise the callers in this way.

  • Iapar
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    2722 hours ago

    Jesus, the owners are scared.

    Imagine people started swatting them.

  • Boxscape
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    571 day ago

    special hotline exclusively for CEOs

    Trauma Team: Origins

  • @[email protected]
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    you wouldn’t find the police running across the state spending immense amounts of taxpayer dollars on behalf of any of the other thousands that have died of gun violence.

    • @seaQueue
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      Maybe those CEOs should buy bulletproof backpacks and hold active shooter drills

      • @mack7400
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        161 day ago

        And go through metal detectors every day at work.

  • @9point6
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    521 day ago

    Wait, did the onion actually buy America?

    Recent news would make a lot more sense if that was the case

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    Can I create a non-profit organization that has the executive role be titled “CEO”?

    And make the executives be a directorial system, everyone is a co-“CEO”.

    🙃

    Oh no a cop is gonna shoot me for this comment…

      • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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        Someone pls hack Norweigion Government servers and add everyone’s name as a Citizen of Norway

        😉

        (It also allows Schengen access btw)

    • @Pieisawesome
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      This is essentially what banks do.

      Most of the employees are VPs

  • @[email protected]
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    251 day ago

    This might not be a bad idea. I mean, giving them a hotline to rapidly inform the state and the public that they have resigned, and provide a means of transferring their ill-gotten-gains to the Department of Universal Healthcare? All good things.

  • @BeN9o
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    171 day ago

    Seems like they didn’t get the message… They aren’t the important ones.

  • @[email protected]
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    131 day ago

    I think that’s a great idea. However they should have to report WHY they are threatened. Make them disclose how many life they ruined or people died cause of their financial motivated decisions.

    • @A7thStone
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      101 day ago

      Do you think the cops are going to care? They’ll just show up and shoot the wrong person and their dog, go home and abuse their spouse, and call it a day.

  • @[email protected]
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    71 day ago

    Important to the upper classes, but not important to the wellbeing and health of average people.

  • @[email protected]
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    023 hours ago

    The actual root of all evil in the world is the perception of immunity from blowback/consequences for evil. History starts on 9/11 and 10/7 or start of Russia special operation because “they hate us for our freedom” is the propaganda line instead of blowback for previous evil, and extermination is the only solution for the propaganda motive.

    The propaganda control and security protections to commit evil, means far more evil than “equalizers” whether its violence, or media coverage exposing the evil, or popular politicians demanding structural improvements that would punish evil. That media/politics side with US empire/oligarchy evil is the democratic failure that ensures evil, and condemns blowback against evil, as an opportunity to support more of it.

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      Two of these things are not like the other. The start of the Russian SMO would be in 2014 when they illegally annexed Crimea without provocation. The Ukrainian government had bent over backwards for Russia, and continued to do so until Feb of 2022 when Russia attacked them again. Again, without provocation.

      The US and Israel just got FAFO on the days you mentioned.

      • @[email protected]
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        Blatantly absurds disinformation. Crimean population overwhelmingly, 98%, welcomed Russian liberation.

        The Ukrainian government had bent over backwards for Russia

        Again, absolute absurdity that you have to be paid to recite, instead of a mere victim of media propaganda. But those victimized by reading your Empire drivel are forever doomed to being abused by their trust. It’s exactly like the 2 other points. You support complete demonic evil as long as you don’t notice the military spending crowding out prosperity (because media/politicians distract you), or about to see a military draft. NATO colonies are getting orders to suicide themselves to help Ukrainian nazis. That escallation is only possible because the stupid gobble up your warmongering evil narrative.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          I’m getting paid? Cool I could use some government subsidies.

          Ukraine needs nukes to protect themselves from crazies like you.

          • @[email protected]
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            Ukraine needs nukes to protect themselves from crazies like you.

            step 1. promote policy to give nazis nukes
            step 2 … step 3. profit

            Please provide an alternative explanation to step 2 other than you being paid to say something that stupid. Literally, how is your prosperity enhanced from perpetuating war on Russia if you are not paid for your absurd lies?

            • @AngryCommieKender
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              319 hours ago

              Projection is strong with you.

              Russia started the war with Ukraine. Ukraine wasn’t threatening Russia.

              You are black. I am shiny.