Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost · 3 months agoJumping in would either give you superpowers or cancersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1304arrow-down124
arrow-up1280arrow-down1imageJumping in would either give you superpowers or cancersh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost · 3 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down2·3 months agooh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
minus-squaremojofrododojolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down2·3 months ago firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei well now… perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·3 months agoyes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·3 months agoSounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.
minus-squaremojofrododojolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down6·3 months agogood. they even allotted a time, and you still can’t figure it out. go to jail.
minus-squaremojofrododojolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down4·3 months agoThere’s no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.
oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
well now… perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides
yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time
Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.
smile outside of fun time? polizei
good. they even allotted a time, and you still can’t figure it out. go to jail.
Prolly just get a fine too.
There’s no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.
Ha, you fucking wish