• @Donebrach
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    33 hours ago

    Javelin through the rear window. Not a crime becuase the Entropyetor is not a public registrar or capable of accepting facilitations while in non-vertical-conveyance.

  • @shalafi
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    146 hours ago

    Fuck me. Reminds me of dad’s old friend with a giant marijuana leaf painted on his van. Dude was dumbfounded as to why he kept getting pulled over.

  • @robocall
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    4510 hours ago

    Gonna get pulled over for being “in tranzit” when the technical term is “in transit”

    • @[email protected]
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      42 hours ago

      He misspelled the magic word that grants immunity from laws. Also his license plate has the wrong color border to supercede State Troopers authority over his vehicle.

    • @CommissarVulpin
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      43 hours ago

      Actually, he’s busy playing Call of Duty 2 zombies while driving

    • atocci
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      2710 hours ago

      They used the wrong magic word 🚓👮‍♂️👮‍♀️

      • @robocall
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        109 hours ago

        The technicalities are incredibly important. If you mess up one word, they can get you. Learn from this person’s mistakes.

  • @Death_Equity
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    1310 hours ago

    Aren’t there certain circumstances where you are suppose to write “in transit” on a vehicle? Like it is being towed somewhere without registration?

    I seem to recall seeing something like that when a dealer or shop was moving vehicles elsewhere.

    • @[email protected]
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      9 hours ago

      Vehicles without reg can be towed legally as long as the towing vehicle is up to date… at least if it’s on a trailer or 2-wheel tow dolly (“vehicle in control”) and depending on the state. Writing “in tow” on it is a common thing to do if they’re being flat towed (aka not on a trailer but via a cable or tow bar) but there is no legal protection provided by it; since the vehicle is entirely on the ground it needs registration basically everywhere AFAIK.

      Dealers and some mechanics shops get assigned dealer plates that they can affix magnetically to any car to indicate ownership for transport or test drives. They don’t write anything on the cars.

      • @Death_Equity
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        23 hours ago

        I think it was “in tow” I saw in second thought.