The skit that “missed the mark” occurred in a break in play during the second quarter of Charlotte’s game against the Philadelphia 76ers on Monday. The child was brought onto the court with Hugo, the Hornets’ mascot, dressed as Santa Claus. After a letter to Santa requesting a PS5 was read out loud, a cheerleader came out with a bag containing the video game console.

The young fan was visibly overjoyed as he received the pricy gift. However, according to an online acquaintance, he was less happy when the cameras turned off and a Hornets staffer took it away, replacing it with a jersey.

  • Count Regal Inkwell
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    157 hours ago

    Certain headlines get really funny if you pretend sports don’t exist.

    Or, in my case for this particular situation, if you are a foreigner and are missing a lot of context for American Sports.

  • Queen HawlSera
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    6118 hours ago

    I swear The Boys gets more and more blatant with how evil Corporate America is, but cmon, this episode is just completely ridiculous. Not even Homelander would be that ev…

    Wait this happened in a REAL Sportsball game? This is not a bit? sugh

    I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed

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    I feel like this is so boneheaded that it has to be the case where the staff member in charge of this giveaway just wanted to keep the PS5 themselves and thought the kids wouldn’t complain about the ol’ switcheroo! This just even sounds like something Michael Scott would have done in The Office.

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      No, Michael Scott is a moron, not a jackass. He wouldn’t pull this shit. He’s tone deaf, he constantly thinks he’s doing the right thing without realizing why what he’s doing has the opposite of the intended effect even when it’s obvious to everyone else. Giving a kid something he wants and then taking it away when no one’s look is a move of calculated evil.

      He’d imply heavily a PS5 then give the kid a Jersey, at no point would he actually have the thing in the kid’s hand and then take it back.

      Maybe that’s just me, but I don’t see Michael Scott as a character that would knowingly choose to do something immoral. He’d do a bad deed, but without realizing it.

      Mike Scott’s more the “We’re taking away free tampons on the women’s room, because we just don’t have the money for luxury goods.” type, who’s then baffled when he’s called sexist because he legitimately believed tampons were a luxury. Not the “Promote a woman? Are you insane? This is a man’s office sweetheart!” type.

      I could totally see Dwight taking the PS5 for himself and mocking the kid over it though. Even then he’d do it out of Chaos, not Evil.

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        1217 hours ago

        Top tier analysis. Thank you.

        • Queen HawlSera
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          I’ve been playing as Michael Scott in that Funko Fusion game, I’ve been doing “The Thing” stages as him, because it’s the funniest thing I can imagine happening.

          It has gotten me thinking a lot about the character and how he’d behave.

          • @Chip_Rat
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            Ah so you are classically trained.

  • @[email protected]
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    1618 hours ago

    See this is why everyone hates Hornets, first the bullshit with the not making any honey and then this shit. They’re so aggressive.

    • @SLVRDRGN
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      Classic hornet 🐝

  • @LovableSidekick
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    This means there was at least one meeting where this plan was discussed and approved by multiple staffers who have jobs and salaries and manage to find their way to work and back home at night.

    • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
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      I can almost guarantee that one of them wanted the PS5 for themselves, and insisted on swapping it out so they could take the console.

    • Queen HawlSera
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      I think I know where they could have gotten the idea.

      In re-runs of old gameshows, it’s not unheard of for them to edit the clips to look like the prize is Insert Sponsor Here, when the prize is actually something different. You can really notice this on Kid’s Gameshows when the prize is something like an Xbox 360 for a gameshow that took place in 2002. (When a PS2 would be fair more likely)

      However that’s for RE-RUNS of PRE-TAPED SHOWS, meaning the person who won the original prize got the original prize and original airings would have shown said prize. The only “change” would been purely for advertisement purposes only.

      That’s very different from “You’re getting an all-expenses paid trip to the Bahamas!” and then backstage they say “And here’s an old Terminator T-Shirt or something, the one we had in storage that doesn’t have the custard stain.”

      Which is very much what this situation was.

      They probably heard about this practice and assumed that they could give a fake prize that’s sponsor friendly, and then the real prize is something far less extravagant. Which tells me that they did not run this by their lawyers.

  • @aesthelete
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    It’d be nice if people stopped acting like fucking psychos.

    • @[email protected]
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      $500 for good press or $0 for bad. Looks like Charlotte is as bad at math as they are at basketball.

      • @Kbobabob
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        I’m sure the Chinese made Jersey has some value.

  • @[email protected]
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    581 day ago

    What fucking cheapskates.

    Do they make their players turn out their pockets after each game in case they picked up some loose change off the ground too? Lol

  • @morphballganon
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    The only conceivable explanation is that the person who planned this sees audience members as less than human.

  • DarkThoughts
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    Jfc… How much of a psychopathic piece of shit do you have to be, to hurt a kid’s feelings like that?! I fucking hate people.

    • @Evotech
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      PlayStations?

        • I Cast Fist
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          I thought that was still ongoing, what with all the school shootings

          • @Kbobabob
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            Still a work in progress. Christian School recently, so I guess Bibles and the ten commandments in the classroom doesn’t stop anything. Who would have thought?

  • NutWrench
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    1731 day ago

    The skit that “missed the mark” . . .

    Quit sucking up to corporate America, yahoo sports writer. The Hornets farked up a simple PR event in every way it was possible TO fark up. They baited and switched a PS5 with a t-shirt and thought no one would find out about it.

    • @theangryseal
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      And they have so damn much money that giving him the PS5 would have been like you or me flicking a penny to the kid.

      People suck sometimes, I swear.

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        No offense, but that’s the wrong take here. “People” (as in The People, or the majority) didn’t do this, a giant 3 billion dollar organization did. Sure, it’s composed of people, but this is unregulated capitalism run amok…

        • @[email protected]
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          49 hours ago

          Nah. There was a meeting of actual humans who got together and decided to trick a child hoping no one would notice. Said meeting likely cost more than the said console did in salaries, too.

          • @[email protected]
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            18 hours ago

            Edited to clarify. Most people wouldn’t do this. Get a group of randos off the street and they wouldn’t do this to a child.

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              I just think we shouldn’t shield these evil people by pretending it’s “the business” doing it. It’s humans. Really really shitty humans, but they made the decision to do this to a kid, on camera, thinking it wouldn’t immediately backfire in this age of social media.

              So not only are they assholes, but also fucking stupid.

  • @[email protected]
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    501 day ago

    I mean I would get it if they had an empty box out on the court for the show, and then having to take away the empty show box… But they gave the kid a jersey instead? Wtf?

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      I don’t understand how what you’re describing is better. If you make the kid think he’s just gotten a PS5 then to take it away is incredibly cruel. Giving him a jersey is just insult cherry on the shameful cake. Unless I am misunderstanding what you’re proposing?

      • @[email protected]
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        1923 hours ago

        Pretty sure they are saying use an empty box on the court (lighter, no risk of breaking), and then take away the empty box afterwards (implied to give them an actual, not-empty box afterwards).

        • @[email protected]
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          417 hours ago

          Ooooh. I definitely didn’t get that implication and thought the same as the commenter above. Couldn’t figure out how that’d be understandable lol.

      • @thejoker954
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        I think they meant like theyd still give em a ps5 it just wouldn’t have been in the box on camera.

    • Lemminary
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      119 hours ago

      It comes in the 2025 expansion that nobody asked for. :/