• @[email protected]
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      "I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock.

      I need scissors! 61!"

    • billwashere
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      12 hours ago

      Well that was more like uploading your consciousness into a newer better body … but I can see how that’s close enough.

  • @linkinkampf19
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    713 hours ago

    When will they start getting the gene-seeds ready?

    • @shalafi
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      26 hours ago

      The vast majority of soldiers don’t fight.

    • FartsWithAnAccent
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      What if they’re marines? Have you ever tried calling a marine a soldier to their face? I don’t recommend it.

      • @toynbee
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        One time, I was trying to motivate a retired marine friend of mine who was being lazy by saying “on your feet, soldier!” as a reference to Terminator, myself being ignorant of the difference.

        Credit where it’s due: it got him on his feet.

      • @[email protected]
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        38 hours ago

        As a civilian, I’d hope they’d show some understanding that we don’t give two fucks about their petty distinctions.

        Also: I have family in multiple branches, so I know the difference, and fuck any of them who take an attitude with me over it.

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          As a Marine (got out many years ago), most of us don’t give a shit. Some did while they were active duty, but it was only when other people brought it up to get a reaction from the Marine. There are still some loud Marines that would say something just to be loud. We come in different flavors of annoying.

          While I was recruiting, I was called a soldier by a few teachers and parents and it doesn’t matter. What matters (to me) is the intent, most people are making an honest mistake. Some are trying to get a reaction out of you, I might respond if it was a bit friendly, but I mostly ignore it.

          Being called a Marine instead of a soldier, is part of the brain washing. It helps point to something and say “That’s why we are better. Marine is a proper name and should be capitalized. Also don’t put your hands in your pockets. That for the nasty Army to do and not the Marines. We get held to a higher standard.”

      • @CrazyLikeGollum
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        212 hours ago

        In my experience “soldier” is fine. Just don’t call a Marine a Sailor.

  • @Maalus
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    119 minutes ago

    Your blood cancer is not service related