Cancer
(June 21 to July 22):

Steer clear of shadowy figures who threaten you with knives, guns, or other weapons—they may intend to do you bodily harm.

  • Atelopus-zeteki
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    131 month ago

    I’m so glad I read this post. I’m def. following this advice. I’m quitting my nighttime knife club, gun club, club club, and explosives club. That really opens up my calendar.

  • @[email protected]
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    51 month ago

    Sweet, I’m glad this does not hinder my own nighttime activities where I’m threatening strangers with knifes, guns or other weapons.

    • Nougat
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      21 month ago

      … does not hinder …

      It does hinder, by making your activities more difficult by one-twelfth.

  • @angrystego
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    41 month ago

    Read it as horrorscope and thought cancer was the illness. Now I wonder what the other horrorscope signs would be… scorpio sting, virginity lost to rape, an evil twin following you, getting the st. Sebastian treatment, piranhas…