• misterdoctor
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    THEY’RE STILL UP THERE?!

    Holy shit, so much has happened in this country and the world at large, I completely forgot this entire story was happening jesus christ almighty

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      To be fair, they know the state of the world; I’d probably choose to stay in space.

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    The glory of privatization on full display.

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      You have not paid your respirator subscription fee. Your oxygen will be discontinued in 5 minutes.

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    60 years of spaceflight and we can still barely get to orbit.

    God we’re shit at this, aren’t we?

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      To be fair, it’s incredibly hard to get into orbit, and it’s relatively easy to get anywhere from there. The fact we can get into orbit pretty safely, reliably, and consistently while struggling to do stuff that’s so much easier well is impressive.

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      I mean, Boeing barely does, we have also shot countless things everywhere in the solar system… Heck, even Starship reached a stable orbit in like the 3rd test flight or so (practically, and throttled shortly before, so the thing returns). It’s hard, but far from impossible with a competent team and strict management

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    I’m sure they’re just thrilled. We’re probably going to learn all kinds of things about what happens to a human during an extended spaceflight from their ruined bodies.

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      I mean the article says that they will have only been up there for 10 months, and most space station missions last 6 months up to a year, so we have plenty of other examples of people who have been up there as long or longer.

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    Christ. You think president Musk will send a SpaceX solution up there or count his billions?

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      Probably both.

      He’ll just funnel $$ to his private company using cuts to social services for poor people

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      I hope they’re calling each other Gilligan and Skipper.

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    Can they sue Boeing? I’d sue the fuck out of Boeing.

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    So, real nuts and bolts question here. How does this affect their pay? Are they being paid extra to be up there so long? I would want overtime.

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    Why didn’t Boeing have a contingency plan for this? Not a lot of forward thinking going on there.

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    So, is this how my Kerbals feels when I forget them in orbit ?

    I think NASA should award them the “Jebediah Kerman” distinction.

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      “I know what it feels like to be upside down from here.” -Atom and His Package

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      Everything is always upside-down and always right side up in space. Simultaneously!

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    What is it’s a prank and all they have to do is get caught screwing to be allowed to come home?