• @NateNate60
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    411 day ago

    You can absolutely afford a single pineapple in real life on a fry cook’s salary.

      • @NateNate60
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        215 hours ago

        I’m sure you can also afford a parcel of land submerged at the bottom of the ocean as well if such a thing was for sale

  • CronyAkatsuki
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    191 day ago

    If I’m not wrong in one episode is shown hoe the pineapple just dropped to sea bottom and he decided to mske it his home.

    • @helpImTrappedOnline
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      True, but Squidward’s house is another story.

      That thing is a whole robot.

      Edit, Also Spongebob had his house before becoming a fry cook. And there had to have some insane costs to preserve the pineapple shell, gut the inside, then build a whole livable house inside.

      • Franklin
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        115 hours ago

        I believe squidward’s house is an Easter Island head or Moai.

          • Franklin
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            314 hours ago

            whoops, I misunderstood, my bad

            • @helpImTrappedOnline
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              210 hours ago

              All good lol. In my search for confirming the robot house wasn’t a fever dream, I did come across the actually description on the Spongebob wiki

              “The house’s exterior styling is reminiscent of a “Moai,” giant statues found on Easter Island, Chile”

  • @[email protected]
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    The alternate universe where “you” is a talking sponge and the “two story home” is a fruit.

  • @Gutek8134
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    1123 hours ago

    I think he’s paid less than fry cook’s salary

  • ElPussyKangaroo
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    211 day ago

    Well, in their defense, a sponge isn’t larger than 10cm.

    • @[email protected]
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      91 day ago

      Natural sponges can be significantly larger. Something tells me his bright yellow coloring doesn’t indicate natural though…

      • Runwaylights
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        71 day ago

        That color is what you get when you crawl out through the fallout