• GHiLA
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    148 hours ago

    Doesn’t matter in the slightest.

    me, age 12, San Andreas

  • @[email protected]
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    6017 hours ago

    Tell me you are corrupted to the core, without telling me you are corrupted to the core.

    • @JustAnIdiotPlsIgnore
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      I wish this trend would die out. Tell me your x without telling me your x is so fucking pretentious and annoying.

      • @ViolentPacifist
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        218 hours ago

        Tell me you’re on the internet too much without telling me you’re on the internet too much.

        • @Bamboodpanda
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          He’s JustAnIdiot. PlsIgnore.

        • ZeroOne
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          Removed by mod

  • @[email protected]
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    The reasoning in question:

    This game teaches - by way of images, information and gameplay - skills and knowledge that are used in poker. During gameplay, the player is rewarded with ‘chips’ for playing certain hands. The player is able to access a list of poker hand names. As the player hovers over these poker hands, the game explains what types of cards the player would need in order to play certain hands. As the game goes on, the player becomes increasingly familiar with which hands would earn more points. Because these are hands that exist in the real world, this knowledge and skill could be transferred to a real-life game of poker

    So, this game teaches skills and knowledge that are used in poker. The skills in knowledge are limited to… playing and making poker hands. That’s it. Also, “as the game goes on, the player becomes increasingly familiar with which hands would earn more points” – is hilariously funny. The idea that knowledge of what a poker hand is is anything related to the dangers of gambling is ridiculous.

    • @SpiceDealer
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      My thief archer build in Morrowind and Skyrim lead me to a life of thievery and now I’m serving a life sentence at maxium security prison. Very sound logic.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s really dumb if you know the two games (poker and Balatro).

      Poker is a game of incomplete information where you need one single higher ranked hand than your opponent per round. The stakes are money you bet that your hand is better. Bluffing is an important part of the game.

      Balatro is mostly a game with complete information (apart from the order of remaining cards in your deck and certain bosses that flip your cards). You bet no money. There is no bluffing. Money does not correlate to chips. It is about the rating of your hand (poker has no rating, only relative ranking). You play multiple hands. You can’t fold. Bluffing doesn’t exist. Cards can be improved, ratings can be improved, the decks can look nothing like poker decks, etc.

    • @[email protected]
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      57 hours ago

      I keep pulling the hermit card out of my tarot deck, but it hasn’t doubled my money! Have I learned incorrectly??

    • @[email protected]
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      One “teaches” you to gamble, the other allows you to gamble. And the one that just teaches you has a higher rating. Crazy.

      • @GreenAppleTree
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        Totally his fault for not heeding the ancient warning.

        Give a man a fish, you get PEGI 3+. Teach a man to fish, 18+ you sucker.

    • @Takumidesh
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      As the game goes on, the poker hands also get increasingly unrealistic and different from real poker including things like five of a kind, and a pair being worth more than a royal flush.

      If you tried to take the skills you learn from balatro to a poker table you would get kicked out basically immediately.

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        I place a torn up joker on the table, a tarot card, a llanowar elf card, and a pair of threes

        “So with my score multiplier basically I own the casino.”

        The dealer frantically calls security

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        I’ve never gambled, but I’m pretty sure if I got 1.630e11 chips at a casino, something bad would happen to me, the casino, and the economy if I cashed it out. I think that’s 84 billion chips…

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          It’s 163 Billion chips.

          1.630e11 is the same as 1.630 x 10^11

          Which probably wouldn’t be that bad for the economy, but it might bankrupt the casino, depending on the value of the chips.

      • @[email protected]
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        1413 hours ago

        “Sir, you can’t bring stone slabs to the table and play them as if they were cards. Also, where did these glass shards come from?”

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      I know this is anecdotal but I’m now living in a ditch because of Balatro. I never gambled before in my life and all the poker knowledge Balatro me taught caused me to start extreme gambling and now I’m dead in a ditch.

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    This post is clearly full of people WHO CLEARLY HAVE NO GAMBLING PROBLEM.

    The arguments are even more ridiculous if you substitute an addictive drug for gambling.

    “But vicodin and oxy are legal, how’s that fair!” “Plenty of kids are prescribed painkillers in other countries and they are fine!” “The regulatory agency is just trying to punish heroin for being way better than the rest!” “I think all drugs should be legal, anyone should be allowed to make whatever mistakes they want with no oversight!”

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      I have seen people burn money in games just as much as some who has gambling problems. Just one has the person expectations being hoping if earning more to continue to gamble with, while gamers who spend cash are looking for more extrinsic values that are still just as useless or not worth it. I do say these game devs are more deserving of the cash but loot boxes exist and others forms of gambling that gets a blind eye. Balatro isn’t even real cash. It’s not the same.

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      We can all imagine the imagery of balatro being somewhat a problem.

      But less of a problem compared to games with actual gambling for actual money in the form of lootboxes or gacha mechanisms?

      If you can get that to make sense, i’d love to hear it. Can there be a serious warning regarding gambling on balatro? for sure. But how is gambling imagery 18+, and actual gambling with actual money 3+? That’s just insane.

      What is most likely to get kids to become gambling addicts? Them learning pokerhands via balatro, or them gambling real money on lootboxes & gacha games and getting addicted to the thrill of winning after gamblling money?

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        No that part is very hypocritical, and I’m sure it has a lot to do with how much money the big game developers can throw around to make sure their loot box game isnt marked for adults.

        I think both lootboxes and poker games are bad in this sense, its just the other reasons people are giving that are nonsense.

        To say clearly, the rating board is hypocritical and should also mark lootbox games accordingly.

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          31 hour ago

          Have you ever played balatro?

          Because calling it a pokergame makes me think you haven’t. It’s a deckbuilder that uses pokerhands (and impossible pokerhands) as mechanic to score, but there is no actual gambling, and except for which hands exist in poker and their relative value, you don’t learn any pokerskills. You also don’t do any gambling, you modify your deck of cards, and gather jokers that modify what cards are worth and how they score, and end up also making hands that are impossible in poker etc…

          I can imagine the imagery and the link to poker to require some warning, but i’d find it hard to say it stimulates you to gamble, as it’s not a gambling game, doesn’t teach you the poker rules, and is a completely different kind of game. It just uses poker to flavor the gameplay, and uses some other poker terms (blinds, ante, chips) to indicate difficulty/score.

    • @PlungeButter
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      186 hours ago

      But this is like saying “ski ball is dangerous because it’s a gateway to beer pong. By the way we see no issues with kids playing vodka pong”

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        Its bad because children will associate poker with a good enjoyable time, which might lead them to a bad situation later on when they are permitted inside casinos.

        I consider most arcades with ticket prizes to be gambling as well, and shouldnt be for kids. Most kids dont realize they could have just bought the prize for far cheaper.

        And yes vodka pong is bad too, go yell at the rich vodka corporatists who paid the rating board to pass them though.

        I’ll give you a tip, nearly all certification or rating boards are grifts.

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    1601 day ago

    If you search for “poker” on PEGI’s site, it seems that many games which are actually about simulated gambling are rated 12 or 16. They seem to think Balatro is more likely to expose children to realistic gambling than, say, Prominence Poker or Pure Hold’em World Poker Championship, which seems completely bizarre, given that those games are about playing poker and Balatro is a fancy kind of solitaire with no betting.

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      4022 hours ago

      The pathetic thing is games of the ilk of balatro and luck be a landlord (also OG peggle) are actually the kind of game that plays with your gambling impulses but in a healthy and fun way, these games should be celebrated for subverting the language of gambling to make something beautiful, how pathetic to have so little actual understanding of video games and yet have this kind of power to impact the industry.

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        77 hours ago

        I’ve always suspected I might be susceptible to gambling addiction so I stay out of casinos.

        Instead, I go to the arcade. Which is like a low stakes child casino. Win a bunch of tickets and then either buy something stupid with them, or, just straight give them to some kid.

        My point being, we’ve specifically constructed casino-like facilities for children and it’s regularly accepted, so why should Balatro be different?

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          There’s a scam to steal money from kids in pretty much every grocery store near where I live. We call them claw machines.

        • @[email protected]
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          Gambling at an arcade is exactly the same. All you’ve done is lower the stakes so hopefully it couldn’t affect you.

      • @[email protected]
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        Yeah how dare you pay $9.99 one time to gamble all you want! If you’re gonna get those dopamine hits, you better be spending real money at the tables!

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        First time I’ve seen someone mention Luck be a Landlord. Really fun game.

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          I want to see someone take an actual slot machine rip out all the evil bits and replace it with a computer running Luck Be A Landlord with custom flashing lights for when you win, the slot machine lever and all that stuff.

          It would be pretty awesome

      • @RustyEarthfire
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        Please don’t use folk’s medical condition as an insult.

        • @[email protected]
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          You’d have to shut me up and push me out.

          You shouldn’t, you’ve already lost enough allies. It has become very clear that cripples and hall monitors does not a majority make. I don’t believe in your ethical maxims of sensitivity and strict language policing.

          I’m sure you think the celebrated George Carlin is a massive cunt, in duller words.

          • @[email protected]
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            Bro, they politely asked you not to use potentially hurtful language in an open forum.

            Is that really how you react in the real world of someone says “I don’t like that, please stop?” Because that’s some abuser-coded behavior right there

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          Please stop pretending to be offended on other people’s behalf simply to draw attention to yourself

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    Is the rating purely because it uses playing cards? Poker hands?

    Yahtzee and literal poker with betting are included in Nintendo clubhouse/worldwide 51 and it’s rated Pegi-12.

    Would balatro get a pass if it used cards numbered 1-13 instead of traditional cards?

    This whole thing is bonkers.

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      Anyone can walk into a store and buy a deck of cards.

      I bet the gift shop of any casino in Las Vegas would sell a souvenir deck of cards to a kid without a second thought.

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        If it wasn’t for regulations, they’d happily let the kids shovel their money into the slots.

        Used to do that all the time as a kid, but a slot machine taking 2 pence a time is a far cry from one where you give it your bank card and go ham.

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        Kmart and target both sell literal “poker kits” with decks of cards and chips with no restriction on who can buy it. In the toy section with the other board games no less.

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    Actual gambling - 3+

    Suggestion of gambling - 18+

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      there are actual poker games that are rated lower than 18 too.

    • Matt
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      IRL poker cards from the dollar store - !

    • @[email protected]
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      The queen of hearts is inherently obscene, that’s why my copy of Alice in Wonderland is rated 18+

  • @De_Narm
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    It’s entirely his fault for not being a multi-billion dollar company which actively invests in better ratings. In capitalism, there is no fairness - there is only money.

    • @danc4498
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      This reminds me of the documentary “This film is not yet rated”. The point was that the MPAA gives way more leniency to big budget studios when giving ratings. The net effect of this is it kills the low budget films before they can be released.

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      Yeah came here to echo the same sentiments. He isn’t establishment. Aka he has no voice. As money is speech in America.

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        PEGI is European; the ESRB gave Balatro a E10+ for “gambling themes”

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          And that’s honestly exactly what I would expect. It’s not suitable for a 4yo, but there’s nothing in it to warrant a teen rating either. So yeah, E with a note sounds exactly right.

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            Sure if we were talking about a reasonable, independent ratings agency with the public good as its primary guiding factor. But both the ESRB and PEGI are private, industry run and funded ‘self-regulatory’ agencies that operate with the industries own self interests as its primary guiding factor.

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        While you’re not wrong, I doubt the Pan European Game Information ratings board cares that much about speech in America.

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        Lol, I love how even the good Americans are still so into US Defaultism and can’t comprehend that other countries exist.

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        Hes no EA, but Balatro has made him a multimillionaire.

        He needs to use some of that money to sue, maybe get the orgs that are fighting gambling/microtransactions onboard.

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    One looks like gambling but is actually a fun roguelite card game, the other one looks like fun but is actually a gambling game. Guess which one is rated 18+?

    spoiler

    Okay I lied, FC24 doesn’t even look like fun, but that’s my personal opinion.

    • @Takumidesh
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      Don’t need a bribe when EA is the one on the board doing the ratings.

  • @RedWeasel
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    Seems like an advertising opportunity. First solitaire game rated 18+ without any gambling, I assume no nudity, language, etc.

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      There’s actually lots of foul language while playing Balatro, but it all comes from the person playing, not the game itself.

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    This is actually quite eye opening to me, as someone who doesn’t really ever have to look at ratings as a consumer and has always just taken them for granted. Now I’m keenly aware it’s yet another example of runaway capitalism. Just never thought too hard about it.

    PEGI’s a cunt.

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      Basically all media ratings bodies are weirdly corrupt and apply ratings without any clear rhyme or reason. There’s good reason to largely ignore the ratings as an adult and even as a parent

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    Sounds like grounds for a defamation suit to me considering his stated opinions on gambling.

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        As someone who never planned on playing Balatro, and was kind of getting tired of seeing it on my feed the way I got tired of helldivers 2 stuff right after release.

        I would happily toss a tenner to the dev for a lawyer over this.

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          It’s a really good game. As a mobile game, it’s honestly up there with Stardew Valley. They are the only two mobile games I know of that check all the boxes. They are actually good games, there are no ads or micro transactions, and they’re infinitely playable.

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            I want to just add my list of digital boardgames here lol excellent, real games. no ad farms, no crap.

            Pay a couple dollars and download a rules PDF for the boardgame and away you go. Some of these are big games that it would be worth playing on PC or watching videos about first.

            I own:

            • Star realms
            • Mystic vale
            • Dominion
            • Terraforming Mars
            • Wingspan
            • 7 wonders duel
            • Cartographers
            • Ticket to ride
            • Catan

            Good game but Haven’t played digitally; on wishlist:

            • Dune imperium
            • Scythe
            • Istanbul
            • Castles of Burgundy
            • 1 deck dungeon
            • Roll for the galaxy
            • Concordia
            • Charterstone
            • Stone age
            • Railroad ink
            • Lords of water deep
            • Maricaibo
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            I would probably never play on PC. Was considering getting the mobile port but my phone doesn’t support it apparently…

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    What does this mean practically? Are they not allowed to sell it some places anymore if it’s 18+?

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      Theoretically stores in Europe are forbidden from selling 18+ games to underage customers.

      Practically, almost no one follows this. Although digital storefronts like Steam do, some parents do, and more importantly there could be age restrictions on Youtube and Twitch gameplays.

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      Maybe if they decide to make box copies of the game.