What about a love story, typical bullshit you always see on the hallmark channel, and you watch it for the whole movie.
The woman was already an independant goal driven career woman. Then she goes to a small town that she grew up in, and reconnects with the boy she had a crush on.
Then she meets his kids, and hears the sad story about his wife died skiing. And they decide to spend christmas together. And then they get married. And the 3 little girls love her as their new mommy.
And then it’s 10 years later, Christmas eve, the night before what they consider to be their anniversary.
Next morning, the christmas tree is brightly lit. Presents are under the tree. Snow is coming down pretty hard outside. The woman walks down the stairs, to see the man. He’s not there. The 3 little girls are there, presents in their hands, while they’re laying on the floor. Clearly dead. There’s blood EVERYWHERE. And thats when the man pops out from around the corner, bloody knife in hand, and begins a chase scene. She can’t really run. The cabin is in the middle of nowhere, and theres like 4 feet of snow outside. So now the movie JUST became a slasher horror film for the last 10 minutes. That’s when you find out Bruce Willis was dead this WHOLE TIME!!! He wasn’t even IN the movie! Which explains why you couldn’t see or hear him!
I love it, let’s get you in touch with Hallmark ASAP.
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If you like this idea, watch Hot Fuzz.
I’d watch it
I want the time back I wasted reading this.