• kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    3 months ago

    What is your name? Christopher Coke.

    What do you do? Sell coke.

    Well that’s the perfect name for that profession. Does everyone call you Chris Cocaine? Chrissy Cokes? No, Dudus.

    Dudus? Like poops? Yup.

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      3 months ago

      Oh man, i read it more like “dude - us,” almost as though it sounds like a roman latinized version of Dude. Doodoos is so much funnier.

  • LEONHART@slrpnk.net
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    3 months ago

    Christopher Coke, cocaine trafficker

    Are we sure this isn’t just Roger from American Dad?