Turns out they don’t actually check if you’re retired. You can just join.
I threw my back out putting on a button up shirt once. I wasn’t even old yet.
When I turned 30, I sneezed and felt a pop on my back and my right leg went pins and needles until I got back surgery. That ended up being a fairly expensive sneeze.
My most embarrassing one was throwing my back out yawning. It was a hell of a yawn.
Yay! Early retirement at 40! … but I fought a Grand Cherokee and a Montero on a bicycle and sent both to the crusher… I hear what one might call rhythm and grind from taking a deep breath, coughing, or sneezing, and cannot turn my head hard left. Apparently my spinal xrays look like I’m in my 80’s as I’ve had a tech randomly come verify there was not a mix up and tell me so.
Aging and dysfunction are two separate things.
Aging and dysfunction are two separate things.
Halt!
Yet one often follows closely after the other.
Aging, dysfunction and retirement are 3 different things
Aging, dysfunction, retirement and potatoes are 4 different things
TIL
