• @[email protected]
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    239 minutes ago

    Excuse me I was a cool 16yr old in 2000 so I was busy smoking weed and being way more sexually promiscuous than I realized at the time

  • @aeronmelon
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    93 hours ago

    We were just committing war crimes in home decor back then, weren’t we?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      42 hours ago

      You mean you don’t want your walls to look like they’re made of lizard skin?

  • @NatakuNox
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    495 hours ago

    That’s hulk calling his boss to snitch that his fellow wrestlers are trying to unionize

    • @Passerby6497
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      153 minutes ago

      Or just to tell him how bloated he is after fucking his friends wife.

      • @ChicoSuave
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        111 minutes ago

        He shouldn’t have eaten that sushi.

  • Vaggumon
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    53 hours ago

    Is Marjorie Taylor Greene also calling the Pizza guy the N-Word?

  • Optional
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    215 hours ago

    Ah Hulk. Before we knew.

  • Kate-ay
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    44 hours ago

    And if you went to pick up the pizza, you could say “pizza pizza” to the cashier and they’d give you a toy.

  • The Quuuuuill
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    115 hours ago

    “yeah you know the pizzas are hot and ready right? like you just walk in”

    a conversation my dad had many times before they started just going “okay got it. one supreme. one cheese. one pepperoni. we should have that ready in about 20 minutes” (we lived 20 minutes from the store)

    • @aeronmelon
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      33 hours ago

      Did your dad ever hang up the phone and say something like “you just have to know how to talk to them.” to you?

  • SharkAttak
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    34 hours ago

    The Hulk Hogan in the center almost made me not notice the horrendous green walls and 1,5mt high ceiling. Almost.

  • Ultragramps
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    24 hours ago

    Little Ceasers made bank with that Bigfoot pizza promotion off of me and my friends for a while.

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      Pizza Hut was the Bigfoot. Little Caesars was the two pizzas deal (hence “pizza pizza”). Both were on cardboard trays and wrapped in paper, though.

      We always did the Bigfoot because we could only get delivery from Pizza Hut and were too young to drive. $12 including tip!

      https://youtu.be/KOF8YB56BnQ

      EDIT: Maybe you were thinking of “Pizza by the foot” from LC? I forgot about that one.

      https://youtu.be/Ny_LUq7BBJc

      • Ultragramps
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        12 hours ago

        Meh just mixed up Bigfoot and LC’s Big Big Cheese. Nothing for you to get worked up about. Thanks for the research. ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ

  • @someguy3
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    If that thing is banging your mom. (Friend’s mom.)