Jokes aside… If you’re helping your homies recover from a party, you’re the real champ.
Motherfuckers sure eating like they had modern access to healthcare
Here for a good time*, not a long time
*not having a good time either, please help
Greasy burgers help with the good time
Definitely don’t help with the long time
And too many can also ruin the good time you are here
I can help you have a time. Possibly
So if I my math is right, that’s four triple burgers with double cheese and eggs.
I’ll be gay for that too.
get that meat in my mouf right now
Yup. And when I’m done I’ll have a triple burger with eggs and double cheese!
Four doubles, with cheese, smashed taters(/onions?) and eggs
Ah yes you’re right. It’s even better.
K I’m gay now, give me some burgers.
I have never understood the appeal of this kind of food when hungover. It seems like one of life’s great experiences that I’m not part of.
Any food tastes good when you just woke up from a bender.
Idk, but whenever I’m hungover (or drunk) I absolutely crave fat salty food like this. And it seems to alleviate my hangover faster as well. Maybe something to do with salt helping with taking in more fluids or that there is a salt shortage after drinking a lot?
Not so fun fact, I used my macro nutrient counter to track calories of a drunken night.
Around 2000 kcal of alcohol + the junk food after, so it can be around 4000 kcal a night.
No clues why I’m getting fat 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah drinking nights are an absolute calorie nuke. It’s why I’m doing it less and less. I’ve managed to change most other part of my life for the better (not that I was ever really overweight). I run 2+ times a week, I rarely eat calorie dense processed food anymore, I rarely snack. But every now and then these drinking nights come in and ignore all the rules lol
Straight to sucking a dick. Have y’all never heard of a Wendy’s?
now that you mention it, someone thinking he only response to a cheeseburger that you could buy for maybe 10 dollars in a diner is an unrequested homosexual sex act is somewhat surprising
But have you considered, that $10 is $10
Might? Someone’s penis is getting touched over this
What’s the row next to the eggs? I thought it was burgers at first but no way. Mushrooms? Hash browns?
Upon further inspection, they appear to be smashed potatoes, rather than shredded hash browns.
i think I can see some shreds, im willing to believe this is hash bhrahns
May be the case. Just that the strands appear larger than normal. Could be via mandolin… or just lack of pixels to be certain.
excellent analysis
Insufficiently dehydrated potatoes.
You got wring out that wet, kids.
I thought they were onions.
