• @mkhopper
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    347 days ago

    “Aaawww the motherfuckin’ bootleg fireworks shit!”

      • @Yokozuna
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        36 days ago

        Oh man I forgot all about this, shit is too funny.

    • @shalafi
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      77 days ago

      My daughter saw this over my should so I had to break motherfuckin’ bootleg fireworks.

      LAW JESUS!

  • @[email protected]
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    136 days ago

    I know let’s wedge an enormous pile of fireworks under the end of this car and then light one about 8 feet away. What could go wrong with that…

    • @stoly
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      36 days ago

      Remember that these people have driver’s licenses.

  • @[email protected]
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    116 days ago

    I no longer leave home on NYE. Too afraid of drunk drivers. That’s one of the benefits of aging. I don’t feel like I’m missing anything.

    • @Frozengyro
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      26 days ago

      I start work at 0300. I began taking off on New Year’s day to avoid the drinks while I’m driving in.

  • @lath
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    117 days ago

    So many amputations each year, yet dumbasses keep blowing themselves and others up.

  • @werefreeatlast
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    46 days ago

    You can tell what elements are burning by the Colo…uuhh ahhh pretty!