• mortimer
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    136 days ago

    What a load of utter bollocks. By that definition my grandad would’ve been scheduled to die at an age of 750 if he’d quit the smokes early in life.

    • @Valmond
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      46 days ago

      No it’s only the first cigarette, the second takes only 10 minutes.

      /s

  • @[email protected]
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    6 days ago

    So… what if you smoke while in hospice? Is that like a speed run?

    Papers I’ve read say that lots of smoking damage can be recovered (slowly, over years/decades); Does this apply to this study? One cigarette in high school has the same impact of the 15,103 cigarette of a career smoker?

  • southsamurai
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    36 days ago

    Paraphrasing Vonnegut: smoking is the only gentlemanly way to commit suicide left.