• Refuses to die so he can vote
• Votes for Harris
• Trump wins
• ”See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.”

I cannot blame the guy.

He’s the lucky one, really.

What a fucking shitshow this country voted to be.

honestly I’m kind of glad he didn’t have to live to see what’ll happen.

Actual patriots (people that love their country, not whatever jingoistic bullshit MAGAts proclaim is patriotism) are going to weep at what happens over the coming years, and he didn’t deserve to see that.

I just want to see a shit ton of network specials about everything this guy did in office just before / during Trump’s dumb ass moving in. The night and day comparison is the poignant reminder to Americans of the sad mistake they have made.

“And don’t let him come to my funeral!”

“I would like to be excluded from this narrative”

Oof

Gaps

Inhales

DIES LAUGHING